just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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