the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
two words...techno handjob
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize