it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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