How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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