i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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