5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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