when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she smelled like a LAN party
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm like, not good at living.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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