Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I intend to get homeless drunk
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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