he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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