so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So squirting runs in the family.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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