she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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