I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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