I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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