This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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