Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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