it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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