Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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