Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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