everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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