I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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