I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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