only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My vagina is officially offended.
We're too hungover to prance.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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