Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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