I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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