she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
