id be glad to
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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