how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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