i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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