you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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