i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
jump out the window naked night went bad
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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