I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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