Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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