I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i now understand why vodka
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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