i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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