well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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