Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
They are going to name an STD after you.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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