We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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