i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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