wanna go halves on a baby?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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