I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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