two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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