I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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