Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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