She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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