Small penises have feelings too.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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