Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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