I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Holy sore nipples Batman
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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