I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
tell me about the fingering
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