Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wish you could order shots online.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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