Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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