Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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