he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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