we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Randomize
