Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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