yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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