i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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