Porn is love you can see.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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