People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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